Merry Christmas: Go to Hell

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
Opinion 0 Comments

Each year I grow to like the holidays, especially Christmas, less and less. You might think this stems from some sort of tragic childhood experience, but in fact, Christmas was always pretty spectacular when I was little. The presents were always wrapped up in such a way that even a little looked like a lot. There was tons of paper, …

Verbal Terrorism

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
Bar, Opinion 0 Comments

There are certain things another human being can say to you that throw you off track, shock you inside out, or even make your stomach churn as if about to vomit. Like when you mother randomly announces, “I’d like to see you settle down,” or when a friend in a relationship says, “You’ll find someone.” Everyone has a line of …

O Holy Hell

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
Bar, Larrymore, Late Night, Mr. Kitty, Russian 1 Comment

During the holiday season there are more activities available in a single night than at any other time of the year. And this weekend was no exception: Holiday show, holiday party and holiday bar discounts. Larrymore, the Russian and I began the evening at the Jackie Beat show. The Russian had gone the year prior and knew the rest of …

A John Waters’ Moment

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
Larrymore, New York, Russian 0 Comments

There are certain celebrities, people, I become tongue tied and mentally impotent when we are face to face. This affliction came into light a few years ago when the chance to meet Stevie Nicks arose. After waiting in a metal chair for seven long hours, she finally made her way to the stage to begin signing whatever was shoved in …

You’re a Lumpy Space Princess – Part 2

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
Larrymore, Late Night, Russian 1 Comment

The Russian made the executive decision to have a small holiday party that was perfectly timed as a change of pace was needed from the bar scene. It was also beneficial as I’ve been doing my best to not drink beer with it’s delicious calories and carbs that magically erase time spent at the gym. This is easier to accomplish …