Smush it All in!

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
Baltimore, Bull Shit, Dating, Fitness, Straights Leave a Comment

Summer is practically over, and I’ve more or less stayed away from writing. Not intentionally of course, but somehow the days are passing by with such haste that there’s never a moment to sit, breathe and word vomit all over the internet. So, I found some time and we have a lot to cram in from the last two months. …

Off Limit Lips

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
All, Bull Shit, Delta Leave a Comment

It’s safe to say most people can get into trouble after a few drinks. You have a couple of cocktails, maybe you’re at a bar or house party, you become the loose lipped life of the party. One or two people, mainly those not partaking of liquid joy, judge from a corner where they nipple on nuts and crackers. The …

AirB&Douche Bags

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
All, Bull Shit, Drama Leave a Comment

One Friday afternoon a man who we will call V arrives. The front desk calls up and I tell them to let him upstairs. After twenty minutes, I text him through the hosting app. Apparently, he felt the need to wait for me in the lobby even though the doorman tried to let him up via the elevator. What was …

Pulling Strings

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
All, Break up, Bull Shit, Drama, Friends, Straights Leave a Comment

Friendships are not supposed to have strings. At least mine aren’t – or can’t. I won’t allow them to. Strings are for relationships, which is fine, as that’s a whole different situation. Now I find myself in the same situation with my Straights [NYC friends who moved to the Midwest]. You may recall I previously posted about my visit to …

Spiteful Texting

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
All, Bull Shit, Dating Leave a Comment

The only big change, which is impacting the amount which I write and gossip about online is my lack of dating. The number of dates I go on is directly proportionate to the amount of crap I spew on here. So, after many, many, many months of hanging out with the cat, I had a date. I mentioned the guy …