break up

No You, Thank You.

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
All, Break up, Dating, Scruffy Leave a Comment

If you’re not officially dating, can you have a break-up? Or better, can you be dumped? I’ll say no, consider Scruffy and I only did whatever it was we were doing for a couple months. The other day when he called, I thought it was an opportunity to decompress and complain, it was actually a call-dumping/non-dumping. Over the last two …

Bad Cop

You Can’t Walk There

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
Bull Shit, New York, Scruffy Leave a Comment

May I star off by asking if everyone is aware Central Park has a curfew? Having walked through it many, many times late at night to get home from the West Side, I am apparently oblivious to this 1 am rule. Scruffy and I had just finished a show at Birdland featuring Coco Peru. The show was highly entertaining and …

Lumpy Space Princess

Bad Behavior

R.B. Winters
R.B. Winters
Dating, Scruffy Leave a Comment

Everyone has dating behavior. Girls flip their hair, wear push-up bras and paint their faces, while guys shave their backs and balls…or something like that. My dating behavior is more along the lines of trickery. While out on a first date and being asked about myself, I answer, but I answer in a way that ensures I feed you a …